Homer arrives at the Kwik-E-Mart, and chats with Apu. Apu has a new magazine on the stands! Gigantic Asses! This intrigues Homer. Homer makes the purchase and enjoys it. Then he has a brilliant idea! His ass is no longer satisfactory, so he goes out and buys as much food as he can. He eats like he never has before, and a month later, kaboom! His ass is gigantic, and Marge loves it. She is super aroused and gives their marriage a new spark. They live happily together into old age, and Homer's ass never disappears.