Marge, Lisa and Maggie are leaving for the weekend leaving Homer and Bart home alone. Homer and Bart are excited for the weekend. The moment Marge leaves, Homer grabs the phonebook and calls up an escort. The escort shows up and puts on a show for Homer and Bart, but this makes Bart really uneasy. Homer pays a little extra for a happy ending. Bart hears the whole thing through their thin walls, and confronts Homer the next morning about cheating on his mother. Bart is angry. That night, Homer calls another escort, and Bart has had enough. He grabs a kitchen knife and heads to the bedroom.