Edna is preparing for her date. With who? Well she is casually dating both Ned Flanders and Principal Skinner. Dinner. Dancing. She's enjoying herself. But when Ned and Skinner find out about each other, they get angry and competitive. Ned confronts Skinner, demanding that he step away. But no luck, so Ned takes extreme measures. He goes up the clock tower again, and shoots of Skinner's weiner. No woman would want a man with no weiner. Checkmate. Victory, Flanders.